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Joke of the Day
"I almost got a blowjob from a girl once... but I blew it"
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"Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?"
"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""
"I'm going to take a nap... Wake me up when September ends."
"Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M."
"What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door? A low-key person"
"First, there was Planking, then Owling and Milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be Thinking, that would be great."
"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."