10935
Joke of the Day
"I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was notorious for being late So we called him 9/12"
Next Joke
"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"
"I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap... ...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today."
"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."
"The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan."
"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."
"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."
"Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West? Because they all wore mittens."
"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
"What car transmission do Mexicans use? Manuel."