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Joke of the Day

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"This lady at the Edible Arrangement store acts like no one's ever asked for a corn dog bouquet before."

"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"

"What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER"

"I just saw an Asian chick with big boobs and a booty. I took a pic so if any of you have Mythbuster's email hit me up."

"[with my pet bird at the park] Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me"

"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""

"What do you call a search for small guitars? Uke hunt!"

"What's another name for a Jew? A sneeze."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."