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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... And being a horse, and incapable of speech, he poops on the floor and walks out."

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

"My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song ""The Wheels on the Bus"""

"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"

"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."

"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem."

"I like to push the envelope because it's probably a bill, and eventually it'll fall off the table."