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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet."

"So these two cannibals are eating a clown... One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?"

"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"

"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."

"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."

"Who the hell decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to write on maxi pads? ""NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME"" would have been more relevant."

"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."

"If someone dies from laced cocaine, does the coroner write ""devastating blow"" on the death certificate?"