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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."
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"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"
"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na nas"
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call."
"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"
"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"
"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"
"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("
"My friend Jerry was going to be a pilot... but that career never took off."