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Joke of the Day
"Fruit Basket Stephen King and Richard Bachman are sharing a fruit basket. Which one noms de plum?"
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"Respond to every ""How was your weekend?"" today by staring off into the distance & whispering ""So much blood..."""
"What are prostitutes paid? Loads"
"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!"
"On the anniversary of Harambe's death... the Cincinnati Zoo should have special deals all day. Discounts for Harambe."
"Why is the beef in Colorado so good? Because the steaks are high."
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."