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Joke of the Day

"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"

"A repost walks into a bar"

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"Did you hear about the blonde that won the gold medal in the Olympics? She was so proud she had it bronzed."

"I saw this ad in a window that said: ""TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full!"" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."

"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."

"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"

"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"