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Joke of the Day
"I have a phobia of circles and working But no worries I'm working around it"
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"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."
"What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus full of children."
"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""
"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."
"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"I'm going on a seafood diet for the holidays... that is, I see food and I eat it."
"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."