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Joke of the Day

"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."

"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"

"How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20000 fathoms? Drop him a line."

"The inventor of the Red Solo Cup had died. His body was found under the sofa in the living room three days after his death."

"What kind of cheese should Richard eat? Ricotta"

"What is E.T short for? Because he's got little legs."

"Just saw a car with ""Just Married"" on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean.."

"What do you call flying jews Smoke"

"Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke. Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish."

"Lif... ...is too short."