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Joke of the Day

"MILEY Y U NO PARTY IN OTHER COUNTRY?"

"i don't do crossfit, i cross ""fit"" off my list of goals. way easier."

"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."

"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"

"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"If you need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)"

"I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly... for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed."