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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit always has a wedding_ A cantaloupe....."
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"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"
"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."
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"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"
"Police: ""You were going fast."" Me: ""I was trying to keep up with traffic."" Police: ""There isn't any."" Me: ""That's how far behind I am!"""
"An inmate from a mental asylum escaped and started raping people. The next day headlines read : Nut bolts and screws."