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Joke of the Day

"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."

"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."

"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""

"What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon? An anes-theologist. (close enough)"

"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."

"Have you heard of Charlie Sheen and Lindsey Lohans new sitcom? It's called ""two and a half grams"""

"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."

"Quick Jokes http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2013/09/50-terrible-quick-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/"

"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."