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Joke of the Day

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright."

"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."

"What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground? Littering."

"I hate French people They give me the crepes"

"What is the most complicated ""Your Momma"" joke you know?"

"[commercial] Narrator: These are real people and not actors- Actor watching the commercial: *throws lamp at TV* WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!"

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."

"The pollen is so bad this year ...that it has the addicts turning their meth back into sudafed!"

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"

"I'm home alone eating donuts and listening to Journey. I think I can stop believin' now."