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Joke of the Day
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
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"One. How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."
"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"
"What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow? Mufasa."
"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"
"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"
"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."
"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""
"What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes? A steviadore."