93217

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"

"Yo Mama is so fat she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)"

"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."

"Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer."

"43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree"

"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."

"Boss: Did you take Mike's stapler and leave a note demanding that he meet you for drinks later? Me: WHAT!?! Noooo....wait, did he say yes?"

"What do you call a German outkast? Hey, ja!"

"I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archeologist will have one awesome day at work."