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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""

"It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level."

"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."

"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of ""Peter Pan""? Slow Children At Play"

"My SO is giving me the silent treatment, so I tightened all the lids of our jars. Now she'll have to talk to me."

"Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes? Because Freedom Rings."

"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."

"What's the President's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"