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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes? A steviadore."
Next Joke
"What do you call an anthropomorphic car that's attracted to itself? Autosexual."
"My boyfriend just sent me a txt: 'I think I want to see other people.' My reply was, 'You better look out the window.'"
"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."
"Why are business men's toilet clogged? They gave too many shits"
"Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most? Stone Cold Steve Irwin."
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."
"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."