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Joke of the Day

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"

"So the power went out during the Superbowl (Texans Joke) Better get J.J Watt!"

"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""

"If you leave without a reason, don't bother coming back with an excuse."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and bring back something that made her look sexy. I came home drunk."

"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"

"He always tells the jokes out of order Why would Tarantino be a terrible comedian?"

"Looks like it's time to start pretending Andy Murray isn't Scottish again..."