122018

Joke of the Day

"Capitalization can really change a sentence. For example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization."

"What is a ducks drug of choice? Quack."

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."

"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores? Give it two test-tickles."

"My dad told me most huge mistakes take only 5 seconds to occur And there I was 9 months later"