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Joke of the Day
"What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz."
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"An old lady at the park said to me today, ""I see your dog's fetching balls.""I said, ""I know he has but, at your age, you shouldn't really be looking."""
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"
"What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
"What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? ""The girls get older, but he stays the same age"" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)"