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Joke of the Day

"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"

"Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8"

"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"

"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"

"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"

"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"