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Joke of the Day

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints? an im-paw-ster."

"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"

"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"

"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."

"If a guitar player is a guitarist, and a piano player is a pianist, what's the term for someone who plays the banjo? Racist"

"How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!"

"How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way."