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Joke of the Day

"Rumour... I heard a rumour that a man in town is selling a fake bedside-clock. It's a false alarm."

"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? the execution EDIT: This literally blew up! RIP my inbox"

"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck. Sorry."

"Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving ."

"Getting mail addressed to ""Current Resident"" is the sales equivalent of a guy group texting ""You free tonight?"" to every girl in his phone."

"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""

"How do you prevent 9/11? Make it a Malaysian airlines flight."

"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."