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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, It took a while to sink in."
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"If I was a Quidditch player I'd be the Seeker, because I'm really, really good at doing basically nothing until the very end of something."
"r/jokes should have an allergy warning Cauition: may contain reposts"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? a GUMMY BEAR."
"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."
"When you send food back to the kitchen, you're basically saying, ""Can you have the chef rub his genitals on this please."""
"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."
"Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. ""Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?"" ""Yes!"" ""For the whole basketball team?"""
"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"