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Joke of the Day

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."

"""Mmm..I love your cooking darling."" That's the male equivalent to a fake orgasm."

"When can you store food in a door? When it's ajar."

"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."

"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."

"Businesses in Ferguson could have saved so much trouble just by changing their front signs. They could have saved their stores by changing the sign to say: ""[Owner Name]'s Fine Work Boots"""

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."

"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."

"how do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choirboy"