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Joke of the Day

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh two cars a large truck and a coach."

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."

"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"

"So I have this friend who's addicted to drinking brake fluid... but he tells me not to worry, he can stop anytime he wants."

"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."

"The Internet: An electronic version of, ""Now, why did I walk into this room?"""

"I always hit ""ignore call"" with my middle finger."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"