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Joke of the Day
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."
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"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."
"What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There's 20 of them..."
"Dear guy sitting next to me at the bar wearing camouflage: I can still see you."
"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
"I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . ""Not in real life, only in Florida."" "
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"How do you brainwash a liberal? Give him an enema"
"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."