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Joke of the Day

"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"

"How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"

"What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet"

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."

"What does the last man on earth watch on tv? reruns"

"My friends asked me what I liked about Switzerland Well the flags a big plus."