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Joke of the Day

"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."

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"I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used ""luckfully"" in a tweet and removed all doubt."