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Joke of the Day

"Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period."

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."

"Bicycle joke Why did the guy fall off his bicycle? Because I threw a microwave at him"

"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."

"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."

"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."