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Joke of the Day

"Thanks to incognito private browsing, nobody will discover my deepest, darkest secret.... That I play RuneScape."

"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."

"Who is the richest painter? Manet."

"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."

"James calls a doc for help... Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? James: Nope. It's her husband!"

"I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am."

"If you suddenly realize it's 3pm and you've gotten nothing accomplished, it's OK to go back to bed."

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"

"I like this new trend in hotels where to get some light on you have to walk around the room for 5 minutes turning 8 small lights on."

"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"