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Joke of the Day
"Why do children have middle names? So they *know for sure* that they are in deep shit."
Next Joke
"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"
"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""
"[in bed] her: u have done this before, right? me: yes, of course. righty-tighty, lefty-loosey her: what? me: what?"
"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."
"How do you save a pirate's life? C P Arrr!"
"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"
"Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles... He came as soon as he heard."
"How do you steal something from a crazy person? You straight jack it."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."