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Joke of the Day

"There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows."

"Why couldn't the pregnant horse sing? Because she was getting a little hoarse"

"Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave"

"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"

"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"

"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"

"Did you guys see that documentary about the voice of Elmo? It's very ""touching""."

"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"