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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a armless, legless man in water? Bob."

"German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power."

"You know times are hard when you call 911 for an ambulance and they tell you to have gas money ready."

"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"

"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"I'm sure a spider is never scrutinized for spending too much time on the web."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."