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Joke of the Day

"My 6 year old son told me this, ""what did one ocean say to the other?"". Nothing, he just waved."

"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."

"The real reason Jesus died on the cross He forgot the safeword."

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."

"BUSH AND BILL Jokes Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House? A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also ""Mr. Bush."""

"I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally pocket dialed me."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"

"Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy? In case you wake the sleeping pills!"

"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"