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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
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"Me and my girlfriend of 16 years split apart yesterday... It was a bad car accident. I really do miss my right hand."
"Did you here about the scientist who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now."
"""Dad why'd u name me this?"" I named u after the greatest athlete to ever live ""Oh ok"" Now let's go, Air Bud, we're gonna be late for church"
"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said ""Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?"" She said ""No I hate myself now."""
"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"
"She sent me a text saying she wearing something special for me... but every time I ask her what, she says ~ Nothing."
"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"
"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"