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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."

"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."

"Was at the zoo and witnessed a monkey going to the bathroom. That shit was bananas."

"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

"I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it."

"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."

"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."

"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"

"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"