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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."
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"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""
"I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie."
"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"
"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""
"What do cows do for fun? They go to the mooooo-vies."
"Your luggage has wheels on it? You know, that guy Jesus didn't have WHEELS on that cross thingy he had to lug around. You people disgust me."
"What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller? He was soda pressed."