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Joke of the Day
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
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"What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."
"Me: How old is your daughter? Her: She'll be 4 next week. Me: *audible sigh (Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW."
"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""
"A vegan buddhist... ...decides to jump off the roof of a meat factory as the ultimate form of protest believing that he will be reincarnated. He became a vegetable."
"I asked the grammar police about a crime in the capital... They told me that case was sensitive."
"You know who's a real motherfucker? Oedipus"
"If my girlfriend was a Pokemon her name would be...... Vulva-sore"
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."