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Joke of the Day
"Muhammad Ali's epitaph was revealed this morning. Ali ByeBye."
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"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."
"How old do kids have to be when you can start saying ""Fuck you."" to their faces instead of behind their backs?"
"You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose."
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, ""You're pulling my leg."""
"Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance? Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce"
"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool? Fucked"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names!"