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Joke of the Day

"How do fish get high? Seaweed."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"

"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."

"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."

"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."

"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"

"""Happy birthday! "" - Oh wow! A necklace! I love- wait... Did you get me a fake diamond? ""Well, it's not really your 29th birthday either"""