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Joke of the Day
"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"
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"Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models."
"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful."
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"
"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"
"Why doesn't Barbie have kids? Cause Ken cums in another box..."
"Mathematical Humor It just doesn't add up."
"I'm an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want"