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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park there, man!"
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"If you're a ""Blocked caller"" you're gonna be a ""missed call."""
"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."
"Who called it death by autoerotic asphyxiation and not final fantasy"
"[sits family down at dinner table] I've decided we're going to start watching anime"
"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"I just sold some Viagra to a guy who thought it was Adderall. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."