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Joke of the Day
"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."
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"Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me."
"I said ""no"" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen."
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"I'm watching 'Dexter' for inspiration. Entertainment. I meant entertainment."
"What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room? An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral."
"The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine."
"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."
"How many disappointments can you fit into a van? I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house."
"What do you call it when a black chick shows you her pussy? Nutella Spread"