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Joke of the Day
"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"
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"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."
"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."
"What's the difference between minesweeper and my ex-wife? I've never beaten minesweeper"
"Thought I heard reggae music coming from the office... ...but it was just the printer jammin'"
"I just found out they made a heart-shaped dairy-lovers pizza Too cheesy for me though"
"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."
"What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? Count Spatula"
"What are the most fucked up jokes you have? Mine is: How do you make a scout cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"