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Joke of the Day
"I don't mean to make your Monday morning worse, but we'll never be able to wear shorts in space."
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"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""
"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind. I shouldn't spread it."
"*looks up from phone* Great, I'm inside of a coffin again."
"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"
"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius. It only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"