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Joke of the Day

"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""

"""I'm going to show off my new belt by tucking in my T-shirt"" -Men over 50."

"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."

"What do you call a man who revives black people from the dead? A Negromancer"

"What did the momma hawk say to her chicks? Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!"

"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"

"A man named Gene, and a man named Eugene meet. Hi, I'm Gene. Hi, I'm You,Gene."

"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."

"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."