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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"

"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"

"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."

"Wherever someone says, ""Oh, geez!"" I always think, ""OGs,"" as in ""Original Gangstas."" Whenever someone says, ""Gee whizz!"" I think, ""...gross."""

"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"

"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."

"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."

"May you never leave your marriage alive."