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Joke of the Day
"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."
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"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."
"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""
"What do an alcoholic and a necrophiliac have in common? They both feel like fucking death in the morning."
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."
"Identify a superhero: You see him flying: Superman If you see him climbing: Spiderman If you see him swimming: Aquaman If you see him exploding: Musulman"
"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
"What did the eye say to the other eye? Something smells between us."
"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."