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Joke of the Day
"Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it."
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"If you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating... Because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."
"I caught my neighbor putting a layer of topsoil on my allotment The plot thickened"
"I used to be into bestiality, sadism, and necrophilia... But eventually I realized I was beating a dead horse."
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
"Guy having sex says ""damn, there should be a law against sex this good"" To which the girl replies ""I think there is daddy"""
"Politicians are a lot like diapers... They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)"
"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"
"Be warned, person who set of a whole bunch of fireworks at 4 am--you've made a minimally powerful enemy."
"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"