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Joke of the Day

"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."

"Polceman: ""I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."" Man: ""What's the charge?"" Polceman: ""Oh there's no charge. It's all part of the service."

"What is a germans favorite passtime at a concert? They jump off the stage to go krautsurfing."

"They should pass out condoms at the election That way the American people can at least be safe when they're fucked"

"I remember a time when I was much younger and had an infinite supply of drugs and booze. Then some c**ksucker cut the umbilical cord."

"Gay Marriage in China... (Joke Originally from Comedian Jeffery Ross) Why Is gay Marriage Illegal in China? NO SUBSTITUTIONS!"

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... ..sounds fun, dozen tit!"

"Do not vaccinate your children! Let a trained medical professional do it instead."