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Joke of the Day
"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
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"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."
"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
"Like ""dollar,"" ""euro"" is not capitalized. Unlike a dollar, a euro can actually buy you something."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office... Wearing nothing but seran wrap. The doctor looked at the man and replied, ""I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"What do you call an orphan named Rose? Self-raising flour"
"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."
"Never trust someone who tells you mashed cauliflower tastes just like mashed potatoes. They'll lie to you about other things, too."
"Cause of death: Very rough shirt tag"